An unpleasant incident compelled me to write on this subject again. After a few drinks last night with PJ's group at Armada, I came home to once again find my neighbour ( 2 doors away ) 's car parked in front of my house ( at the other half, not blocking my gate ). This fellow has 4 cars ( wife and 2 kids ) and they parked their car all outside neighbours house and not inside his own house. He has been doing it for a year now since he moved in. As we all leaved in terraced houses, it can be annoying as I will then have to park my car inside the house's compound which is very troublesome for my wife to move in and out with her car. So I got mad and paste a notice "not to park outside my house ' with my phone no and name. Guess what. He called me up at 7am this morning on his way to work and said I should have gone to his house and settle the matter. Firstly, would he had welcomed me middle of the night or I must wait until he gets back at night. We do not know each other and being hot headed, situation may get out of hand. Over the phone, he says he has the right to park anywhere as the land does not belong to me and he is someone that I should be afraid of. After some shouting on the phone, I cut him off and tried to go back to sleep thinking anticipating a problematic day ahead.
However, I thought i better settle this as my wife was really sore with me and had left home for office early. I sms Zainuddin, the neighbour, and said that he caught me in a bad mood this morning from my hangover and that I want to meet him for breakfast as there should not be bad blood between neighbours. To cut a long story short, he promised not to park in front of my house and I told him that I will park on my side of the house and his small car can still park on the other half. Comprehend?? At the end of all this, we agree that society has made us all cold to each other and we now hardly know our neighbours.
Anyway, if i had not made the attempt to defuse the situation, who knows even a bloodbath may ensure. It is indeed a thin line between love and hate. My wife probably hated me like mad for arguing with the neighbour although she often complains that the neighbour parks their car outside our house. There was one time that he left one of his car there for one complete month without moving it.
The incident above is some which we faced in everyday life. Don't you at times wish you drove a 16 wheel truck and ramp thru all those who drives at snail pace on the fast lane and will not barged despite your continuously flashing of the headlights and then honking.
I told my wife we should have a gathering and invite the neighbours to get to know them. I fully blamed UMNO for making us hostile and cold to each other. In fact, I even blame UMNO when my goldfish dies....
Friday, April 3, 2009
Blogs clean up
My great lawyer fren, Sam tells me that I went beyong sanity and wrote some nasty stuff about politicians in my blog and I'd better clean it up before Najib's gang learn to read. So I took his advice and removed all my political blogs from labelling MCA as running dogs to our new PM...son of Razak. Anyway, I wanted frens to comment on my blogs but I guess they are scared shit in case they are called up to whereever it is now that they make u sit on ice until your balls get frozen then they easily smashed it up.
So I will write nice blogs on subjects that I have passion for like scuba diving, make love to the Ocean...I mean love the Ocean, beautiful ladyboys , my new GOD travel websites and educate someof you on lovely animals of the sea. I will also do some cartoons as I know that some of you are poor readers.
So I will write nice blogs on subjects that I have passion for like scuba diving, make love to the Ocean...I mean love the Ocean, beautiful ladyboys , my new GOD travel websites and educate someof you on lovely animals of the sea. I will also do some cartoons as I know that some of you are poor readers.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
GOD is here
Recently the word 'GOD' crops up many times in my mind and will now play a more significant role in my life. Have I gone more religious??? Maybe about time. Maybe my time to meet the Maker is round the corner.
Anyway, let me first speak about the first GOD. GOD is the acronym for Great Ocean Divers and that is our new website, www.greatoceandivers.com . My good frens, Hadi, Yaohan, Mark and I are setting the website to go into the dive travel business, training and later offering land and sky adventures. We will offer many great benefits for those who want to be GOD's members like discount rates for diving, lessons, points for future free trips etc. We should be launching our website in middle April.
The second GOD is our maker and also known by so many names that I have lost count. No one knows how many GOD is there. Why only one and not two, three or four ? I often believe that the most important rule to follow is the rule to do good for others....do what you want others to do upon you.
One of my young frens, Hazel suggested I come to church with my family who are honestly neither here nor there with regards to religion. I am to be fully blamed for that. As I was not ready to accept GOD and to follow its rules diligently, I shun from meeting GOD. Religion is a very personal thing. Some become religious because of parents, friends whilst some have religion shafted into their throats. In Malaysia, the later is true. Why must all Malays be Muslims? Sensitive topic that can get one in hot soup. Or a cell in Kamunting with cold soup.
I drop the hint to my wife about the activities in the church for the kids this weekend and she says that similar activities are also carried out in temples. Mmmmm. Dilemma.
Anyway, let me first speak about the first GOD. GOD is the acronym for Great Ocean Divers and that is our new website, www.greatoceandivers.com . My good frens, Hadi, Yaohan, Mark and I are setting the website to go into the dive travel business, training and later offering land and sky adventures. We will offer many great benefits for those who want to be GOD's members like discount rates for diving, lessons, points for future free trips etc. We should be launching our website in middle April.
The second GOD is our maker and also known by so many names that I have lost count. No one knows how many GOD is there. Why only one and not two, three or four ? I often believe that the most important rule to follow is the rule to do good for others....do what you want others to do upon you.
One of my young frens, Hazel suggested I come to church with my family who are honestly neither here nor there with regards to religion. I am to be fully blamed for that. As I was not ready to accept GOD and to follow its rules diligently, I shun from meeting GOD. Religion is a very personal thing. Some become religious because of parents, friends whilst some have religion shafted into their throats. In Malaysia, the later is true. Why must all Malays be Muslims? Sensitive topic that can get one in hot soup. Or a cell in Kamunting with cold soup.
I drop the hint to my wife about the activities in the church for the kids this weekend and she says that similar activities are also carried out in temples. Mmmmm. Dilemma.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
FireflyXXXXX
I must be mad to fly on Fireflyz again. Last year, I faced the screw up on their changes in the flight schedules and this year it is happening again. Firefirez announched that they are changing the schedules of some of their flights and cancelling some. These people do not care on the welfare of their passengers and are protected by some fuking clauses giving them the right to cancel, change , reschedule flights at their whimps and fancies. Can we as paying passengers do the same ?? If we cannot make it for the flight, we are penalised but the airlines can get away with murder. What a one loped sided world that we lived in.
The problem with flyfirez is that they are run by people of the moronic kind who are not answerable to anyone. They fail and losses money....no problem, government will help. That is their attitute. We dare to fail so we will fail.
Flyfirez is a new airline and the only reason people uses them is the convenience of flying from subang airport as oppose to going miles away to KLIA or LCT. BUT they will soon lose all creditabilty as a reliable airline by constantly changing their flight schedules.
Fly the fly no more.
The problem with flyfirez is that they are run by people of the moronic kind who are not answerable to anyone. They fail and losses money....no problem, government will help. That is their attitute. We dare to fail so we will fail.
Flyfirez is a new airline and the only reason people uses them is the convenience of flying from subang airport as oppose to going miles away to KLIA or LCT. BUT they will soon lose all creditabilty as a reliable airline by constantly changing their flight schedules.
Fly the fly no more.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Ladyboys of Phuket Part II-in words
Now for Part II.
I decided to get to know more about these people who have been unkindly created into this world..not knowing at a young age whether to be a boy or a girl. After puberty, most of them decides to be a girl. If they have beautiful features like those in the photographs, they will likely earn enough money to go for an operation to remove the unwanted penis. The rest like breast enlargement and some masculine features can be taken care by hormone tablets.
A breast enlargement will cost about 1K USD which the removal of the penis will be 2-3 times more expensive. Some of my female friends are thinking of breast enlargement after seeing these ladyboys. Mmmm....big breast, small breast....no difference to me actually as long as it doesn't drag on the floor after old age.
From the pictures, I sat and took pictures with about 4-5 ladyboys over the course of 3 nights and I am sure you know who is my favourite. Actually the one that I considered the most beautiful and feminine was not around at that time as she has gone down to Singapore. They can earn as much as Sing2K in one night if they are lucky.
I went out with both Yuna ( Ms Tiffany) and Bow ( Leon's favourite ) to a nearby disco and a bar for some drinks. The 'girls' took me to a Man's bar and it was full of not so desired ladyboys and gays. It was really weird and fightening. There was a show where some ladyboys or rather ladyman performed. It was at a bar near the Royal Paradise hotel in case any of you want to go there to look for ugly ladyman.
The night ended with the two 'girls' wanting to go to my room. I somehow allowed them to and the hotel receptionist gave me the " Dirty old man" look . In the room, the girls were very well behaved and just wanted to use my computers to check on their websites and emails. I must be the most boring person on earth. Anyway, you think I dare tell you what really happen?? Hahaha. Not for the printed media.
I decided to get to know more about these people who have been unkindly created into this world..not knowing at a young age whether to be a boy or a girl. After puberty, most of them decides to be a girl. If they have beautiful features like those in the photographs, they will likely earn enough money to go for an operation to remove the unwanted penis. The rest like breast enlargement and some masculine features can be taken care by hormone tablets.
A breast enlargement will cost about 1K USD which the removal of the penis will be 2-3 times more expensive. Some of my female friends are thinking of breast enlargement after seeing these ladyboys. Mmmm....big breast, small breast....no difference to me actually as long as it doesn't drag on the floor after old age.
From the pictures, I sat and took pictures with about 4-5 ladyboys over the course of 3 nights and I am sure you know who is my favourite. Actually the one that I considered the most beautiful and feminine was not around at that time as she has gone down to Singapore. They can earn as much as Sing2K in one night if they are lucky.
I went out with both Yuna ( Ms Tiffany) and Bow ( Leon's favourite ) to a nearby disco and a bar for some drinks. The 'girls' took me to a Man's bar and it was full of not so desired ladyboys and gays. It was really weird and fightening. There was a show where some ladyboys or rather ladyman performed. It was at a bar near the Royal Paradise hotel in case any of you want to go there to look for ugly ladyman.
The night ended with the two 'girls' wanting to go to my room. I somehow allowed them to and the hotel receptionist gave me the " Dirty old man" look . In the room, the girls were very well behaved and just wanted to use my computers to check on their websites and emails. I must be the most boring person on earth. Anyway, you think I dare tell you what really happen?? Hahaha. Not for the printed media.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Lady boys of Thailand
I decide to blog on more enjoyable topic seeing that there are no comments on my political views because of fear or that I talk cock. So I decide to talk about COCK.
This thing...COCK or Penis can be an envy to many, a disappointment to most and an unwanted gift by some. Let me talkabout the gift that is so unwanted by the ladyboys of Thailand.
I often like to see the beautiful lady boys in Thailand who are even more beautiful than most ladies. I have no sexual fantasies about them...not yet anyway. I would often invite them over for a drink to learn more about this species of human beings...a woman trapped in a man's body.
My recent trip to Phuket for diving with some friends was another eye opener. There was this very beautiful lady boy ( shit...forgot his/her name ) dancing on the table top at Tiger Bar, along Bangla road. I invited her for a drink and discovered that she ( more female now with the breast transplant ) has just had a breast transplant as the scars just above the armpits were still red. I asked her out for drinks with my 4 friends to a nearby bar and she asked me whether I knew that she was not a girl. Her voice was quite feminine and her adam's apple must have been eaten as it was not visible. But her shouders were still broad and she had these long legs that sadly...I haven't seen in any of my female friends. ....mmm...maybe my friends are too short. She agreed and I had to pay a bar fine of 500 baht to take her out. I paid the fine as I was really inquisitive about this person who appears too woman to be a man.
After getting my friends to meet her and to touch her smooth skin which got Ashley, my friend's wife , really amused, we then prepared to move on to a nearby bar to listen to a live band. Ashley had wanted me to take another "Japanese looking lady boy " for her husband. Hence the touching of their skins to compare texture . Mine wins hands down. The Japanese lookalike was rather rough like mine. This Ashley is always trying to tempt her hubby, Leon. What a woman.
The lady boy then asked me whether I liked man. I was of course shocked and I said no. She then wanted to introduced me to another lady boy ( now a girl ) who had a complete sex change. I said no as I wanted to actually discover more about my beautiful new friend ( lets call her...Apple. I cannot remember the name ). Apple then says her time out of the bar is not cheap as she can earn alot of money from the guests wanting to take pictures of and with her. So I asked her how much to compensate her for being my company for a few hours at another bar. She asked for 2000 baht. However, by this time, my friends , after spending a good one hour seeing all the various lady boys of all shape, sizes and color gyrating on the table top decided to call it a night as they had diving the next day. I too reluctantly decided to go off with them as I do not want to walk around Phuket with Apple in my arms.
There will be a sequel to the above.
This thing...COCK or Penis can be an envy to many, a disappointment to most and an unwanted gift by some. Let me talkabout the gift that is so unwanted by the ladyboys of Thailand.
I often like to see the beautiful lady boys in Thailand who are even more beautiful than most ladies. I have no sexual fantasies about them...not yet anyway. I would often invite them over for a drink to learn more about this species of human beings...a woman trapped in a man's body.
My recent trip to Phuket for diving with some friends was another eye opener. There was this very beautiful lady boy ( shit...forgot his/her name ) dancing on the table top at Tiger Bar, along Bangla road. I invited her for a drink and discovered that she ( more female now with the breast transplant ) has just had a breast transplant as the scars just above the armpits were still red. I asked her out for drinks with my 4 friends to a nearby bar and she asked me whether I knew that she was not a girl. Her voice was quite feminine and her adam's apple must have been eaten as it was not visible. But her shouders were still broad and she had these long legs that sadly...I haven't seen in any of my female friends. ....mmm...maybe my friends are too short. She agreed and I had to pay a bar fine of 500 baht to take her out. I paid the fine as I was really inquisitive about this person who appears too woman to be a man.
After getting my friends to meet her and to touch her smooth skin which got Ashley, my friend's wife , really amused, we then prepared to move on to a nearby bar to listen to a live band. Ashley had wanted me to take another "Japanese looking lady boy " for her husband. Hence the touching of their skins to compare texture . Mine wins hands down. The Japanese lookalike was rather rough like mine. This Ashley is always trying to tempt her hubby, Leon. What a woman.
The lady boy then asked me whether I liked man. I was of course shocked and I said no. She then wanted to introduced me to another lady boy ( now a girl ) who had a complete sex change. I said no as I wanted to actually discover more about my beautiful new friend ( lets call her...Apple. I cannot remember the name ). Apple then says her time out of the bar is not cheap as she can earn alot of money from the guests wanting to take pictures of and with her. So I asked her how much to compensate her for being my company for a few hours at another bar. She asked for 2000 baht. However, by this time, my friends , after spending a good one hour seeing all the various lady boys of all shape, sizes and color gyrating on the table top decided to call it a night as they had diving the next day. I too reluctantly decided to go off with them as I do not want to walk around Phuket with Apple in my arms.
There will be a sequel to the above.
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