I decide to blog on more enjoyable topic seeing that there are no comments on my political views because of fear or that I talk cock. So I decide to talk about COCK.
This thing...COCK or Penis can be an envy to many, a disappointment to most and an unwanted gift by some. Let me talkabout the gift that is so unwanted by the ladyboys of Thailand.
I often like to see the beautiful lady boys in Thailand who are even more beautiful than most ladies. I have no sexual fantasies about them...not yet anyway. I would often invite them over for a drink to learn more about this species of human beings...a woman trapped in a man's body.
My recent trip to Phuket for diving with some friends was another eye opener. There was this very beautiful lady boy ( shit...forgot his/her name ) dancing on the table top at Tiger Bar, along Bangla road. I invited her for a drink and discovered that she ( more female now with the breast transplant ) has just had a breast transplant as the scars just above the armpits were still red. I asked her out for drinks with my 4 friends to a nearby bar and she asked me whether I knew that she was not a girl. Her voice was quite feminine and her adam's apple must have been eaten as it was not visible. But her shouders were still broad and she had these long legs that sadly...I haven't seen in any of my female friends. ....mmm...maybe my friends are too short. She agreed and I had to pay a bar fine of 500 baht to take her out. I paid the fine as I was really inquisitive about this person who appears too woman to be a man.
After getting my friends to meet her and to touch her smooth skin which got Ashley, my friend's wife , really amused, we then prepared to move on to a nearby bar to listen to a live band. Ashley had wanted me to take another "Japanese looking lady boy " for her husband. Hence the touching of their skins to compare texture . Mine wins hands down. The Japanese lookalike was rather rough like mine. This Ashley is always trying to tempt her hubby, Leon. What a woman.
The lady boy then asked me whether I liked man. I was of course shocked and I said no. She then wanted to introduced me to another lady boy ( now a girl ) who had a complete sex change. I said no as I wanted to actually discover more about my beautiful new friend ( lets call her...Apple. I cannot remember the name ). Apple then says her time out of the bar is not cheap as she can earn alot of money from the guests wanting to take pictures of and with her. So I asked her how much to compensate her for being my company for a few hours at another bar. She asked for 2000 baht. However, by this time, my friends , after spending a good one hour seeing all the various lady boys of all shape, sizes and color gyrating on the table top decided to call it a night as they had diving the next day. I too reluctantly decided to go off with them as I do not want to walk around Phuket with Apple in my arms.
There will be a sequel to the above.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Facts I bet you do not know about Israel and Jews
Ever wonder why USA keep supplying weapons and money to Israel for them to continue their killings in Gaza ?? Here are some interesting facts that I got from Wikipedia that has now enlightened me that Israel's killing and all out war against Hamas in the Gaza strip is justified.
Let us start with Israel.
Many view Israel as a greedy nation that wants all the Land in Palestine.
False.
Actually all the land belongs to Israel in the first place. The Kingdom of Israel existed centuries before Christ was even born and early maps shows the Kingdom of Israel to be bigger than the territories they occupied now. But Israel which were many populated by Jews, the most hated race on Mother Earth or some fuking reason and they were persecuted , killed , hunted and removed from wherever they are found. From the time of the First Crusade to the most recent Holocaust by Adolf Hitler where 6 million Jews were killed just in 3 years ( 1942-1947 ), the Jews never lived peacefully.
So after WWII, United Nations allowed the Jews to have a home ( theirs in the first place ) and Israel became an Independent democratic state on May 14, 1948. At that time, the land was just arid desert but they toiled their way and with financing from US and many European countries, Israel became a powerful nation in just 60 years. In 1948, the Jewish population was just 800,000 but which the mass migration ( they were asked to leave from many parts of Europe esp Russia ) , the population shot up to 2 Million Jews by 1958.
There are now 5.3 Million Jews in Israel which is just more than 5.2 Million Jews in US. There remaining 3 million Jews are in various parts of Europe and even about 300,000 in Iran. Why they remain there(ie in Iran )...I don't know. It is also estimated that without the Holocaust, there will be 200 Million Jews instead of the 13 Million now. That will surely make Mahathair go wild. That moron hates the Jew becos one of them, Soros burn his arsh by outsmarting Malaysia which cost Malaysia to suffer massive forex losses. Hey, without Soros, the idiots in TNB can even loose RM1.3 billion in forex losses and we pay for it by them charging us higher electricity rates. Fukers. BTW, Jews formed 2% of the total population of USA but probably controlled a substantial portion of the Economy. Why even Microsoft Bill is a Jew.
Now let us look at the State of Palestine. This also dates way back in history but after WW1, British controlled areas were passed to the Palestine people which were mainly Arabs kicked out from other Arab areas. Peace existed between Israel and Palestine after some major wars. The Arabs combined forces just could not kicked Israel out. So ceasefire..lah.
Then in 1987, a militant party , HAMAS or Harakat al-Muqawamat al-Islamiyyah or islamic resistance movement were formed. They are mainly Palestinian Sunni Islamic paramilitary organisation. Their charter calls for the complete annihilation and total destruction of the State of Israel and to be replaced with a Palestinian Islamic State. Now who says that religion is not involved. I wonder where in the Holy book ( dare not use the proper name...might be thrown in jail ) says that one must killed and destroy another to create an Islamic State. HAMAS became famous and well liked by militants when they carried senseless suicide bombing of Israeli civilians and UN security forces.
The problem became worst in June 2007 when HAMAS became a political party and won the majority of the Palestinian parliamentary elections and ousted the ruling Fatah Party headed by Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas. However, Abbas refused to give in and Abbas outlawed HAMAS. HAMAS won the election by claiming that Abbas was the puppet of US and have received much funding and had enriched himself and let the Palestine's people suffer. When HAMAS won the election, Israel feared that HAMAS will influence the FATAH party to join forces and attack Israel, so Israel imposed an economic blockage on Gaza as HAMAS repeatedly launched rockets into Israel from Gaza. Perhaps you should know that in just a few months , infighting between the FATAH party and HAMAS resulted in many more deaths ( account varies from various sources ) than Israel did in the two weeks of the invasion into Gaza.
So you see, Israel has the right to defend itself. The people of Palestine are to blame. You elect a party that all hell bend to remove Israel...what can you expect?? You live in a glass house and you throw stones at your neighbour who owns a rock quarry...you are only finding problems.
Now, 1.1 Million of the 1.4 Million population in Gaza are dependant on handouts of food from the outside world. The economy are in ruins after 1.5 years of economic sanctions . 80% of the people are living on less than $2 a day. UN, US and most countries are helping BUT the money does not reached the people. There are claims that the FATAH party siphoned out money for themselves whilst other claimed that HAMAS stole money for their arms. So now NGOs in Malaysia ask us to contribute money for the Palestinians. I ask who in Palestine will receive the money ? A wounded child or one who is going to be a suicide bomber ?
Let us start with Israel.
Many view Israel as a greedy nation that wants all the Land in Palestine.
False.
Actually all the land belongs to Israel in the first place. The Kingdom of Israel existed centuries before Christ was even born and early maps shows the Kingdom of Israel to be bigger than the territories they occupied now. But Israel which were many populated by Jews, the most hated race on Mother Earth or some fuking reason and they were persecuted , killed , hunted and removed from wherever they are found. From the time of the First Crusade to the most recent Holocaust by Adolf Hitler where 6 million Jews were killed just in 3 years ( 1942-1947 ), the Jews never lived peacefully.
So after WWII, United Nations allowed the Jews to have a home ( theirs in the first place ) and Israel became an Independent democratic state on May 14, 1948. At that time, the land was just arid desert but they toiled their way and with financing from US and many European countries, Israel became a powerful nation in just 60 years. In 1948, the Jewish population was just 800,000 but which the mass migration ( they were asked to leave from many parts of Europe esp Russia ) , the population shot up to 2 Million Jews by 1958.
There are now 5.3 Million Jews in Israel which is just more than 5.2 Million Jews in US. There remaining 3 million Jews are in various parts of Europe and even about 300,000 in Iran. Why they remain there(ie in Iran )...I don't know. It is also estimated that without the Holocaust, there will be 200 Million Jews instead of the 13 Million now. That will surely make Mahathair go wild. That moron hates the Jew becos one of them, Soros burn his arsh by outsmarting Malaysia which cost Malaysia to suffer massive forex losses. Hey, without Soros, the idiots in TNB can even loose RM1.3 billion in forex losses and we pay for it by them charging us higher electricity rates. Fukers. BTW, Jews formed 2% of the total population of USA but probably controlled a substantial portion of the Economy. Why even Microsoft Bill is a Jew.
Now let us look at the State of Palestine. This also dates way back in history but after WW1, British controlled areas were passed to the Palestine people which were mainly Arabs kicked out from other Arab areas. Peace existed between Israel and Palestine after some major wars. The Arabs combined forces just could not kicked Israel out. So ceasefire..lah.
Then in 1987, a militant party , HAMAS or Harakat al-Muqawamat al-Islamiyyah or islamic resistance movement were formed. They are mainly Palestinian Sunni Islamic paramilitary organisation. Their charter calls for the complete annihilation and total destruction of the State of Israel and to be replaced with a Palestinian Islamic State. Now who says that religion is not involved. I wonder where in the Holy book ( dare not use the proper name...might be thrown in jail ) says that one must killed and destroy another to create an Islamic State. HAMAS became famous and well liked by militants when they carried senseless suicide bombing of Israeli civilians and UN security forces.
The problem became worst in June 2007 when HAMAS became a political party and won the majority of the Palestinian parliamentary elections and ousted the ruling Fatah Party headed by Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas. However, Abbas refused to give in and Abbas outlawed HAMAS. HAMAS won the election by claiming that Abbas was the puppet of US and have received much funding and had enriched himself and let the Palestine's people suffer. When HAMAS won the election, Israel feared that HAMAS will influence the FATAH party to join forces and attack Israel, so Israel imposed an economic blockage on Gaza as HAMAS repeatedly launched rockets into Israel from Gaza. Perhaps you should know that in just a few months , infighting between the FATAH party and HAMAS resulted in many more deaths ( account varies from various sources ) than Israel did in the two weeks of the invasion into Gaza.
So you see, Israel has the right to defend itself. The people of Palestine are to blame. You elect a party that all hell bend to remove Israel...what can you expect?? You live in a glass house and you throw stones at your neighbour who owns a rock quarry...you are only finding problems.
Now, 1.1 Million of the 1.4 Million population in Gaza are dependant on handouts of food from the outside world. The economy are in ruins after 1.5 years of economic sanctions . 80% of the people are living on less than $2 a day. UN, US and most countries are helping BUT the money does not reached the people. There are claims that the FATAH party siphoned out money for themselves whilst other claimed that HAMAS stole money for their arms. So now NGOs in Malaysia ask us to contribute money for the Palestinians. I ask who in Palestine will receive the money ? A wounded child or one who is going to be a suicide bomber ?
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
My last dive Oct 2008
It is exactly 89 days now since I last dived, give or take another 14 days. As I recalled, my last dive was in Sipadan with some great friends like Hazel , Yao, Mark, Jason and my brother, Peter and not forgetting, my partner and Instructor, Hadi.
Let me tell you about my friends and the diving then.
Hazel is probably the 2nd prettiest unmarried diver that I have dived with ( about 43 others tie for first place ). She is an Institutional shares advisor with CIMB and she has been screaming her heads out "Sell" , "Sell", " Sell"..for the last few months but hardly anyone listens to her. When she dives, sometimes I can hear her screaming in the water....BUT when i asked her, she says she was saying "shell" instead of "sell"....ya right. She wants to buy a dive computer now becos she claims she does not know the depth that she is diving and often scold us for diving too deep. But 50 meters depth is ok.....no??? I told her a depth gauge will also do the trick. Anyone like to sponsor a white mosquitoe for her....not the dengue kind.
Yao is a friend that will often disturb me with fantastic flight offers and we end up booking the whole world and end up burning the tickets because of 'no show'. He is a great businessman and ice cream man and proud owner of NZ ice cream. His name is also unique...Yaohan. His mother gave birth to him whilst shopping in Yaohan supermarket and hence his name.
Mark and Jason are young guns that will attract girls wherever they go. Jason is tall and handsome but already attached to Hazel whilst Mark is very stout and often goes sailing ...and you guys thought I have lots of time.
My younger brother, Peter just returned to diving after some 10 years absence and now truly appreciates diving. When he first dived, all they see are big pelagics and now he knows what is a nudibranch. He earlier thought that there were nudies colonies underwater and hence, he started diving again. Sorry to disappoint u, bra.
Lastly, my true friend, Hadi who has trusted me to run our business. Hadi just loved diving and at the old age of 100, qualified himself as an instructor. Just kidding. He is just as young as me. I wish Hazel would stop calling me "uncle". She use to call me nicer names until she found out my age in my diving liability form that we need to submit everytime we go diving. I keep telling her there is a 20 years differences of my age due to the misprint in my IC .....but she was so heart broken and called me "uncle' since then. Sob sob.
There are many other true friends, all with their unique characters and i will tell u about them in later articles.
About the diving in Sipadan. Next article ok?
Let me tell you about my friends and the diving then.
Hazel is probably the 2nd prettiest unmarried diver that I have dived with ( about 43 others tie for first place ). She is an Institutional shares advisor with CIMB and she has been screaming her heads out "Sell" , "Sell", " Sell"..for the last few months but hardly anyone listens to her. When she dives, sometimes I can hear her screaming in the water....BUT when i asked her, she says she was saying "shell" instead of "sell"....ya right. She wants to buy a dive computer now becos she claims she does not know the depth that she is diving and often scold us for diving too deep. But 50 meters depth is ok.....no??? I told her a depth gauge will also do the trick. Anyone like to sponsor a white mosquitoe for her....not the dengue kind.
Yao is a friend that will often disturb me with fantastic flight offers and we end up booking the whole world and end up burning the tickets because of 'no show'. He is a great businessman and ice cream man and proud owner of NZ ice cream. His name is also unique...Yaohan. His mother gave birth to him whilst shopping in Yaohan supermarket and hence his name.
Mark and Jason are young guns that will attract girls wherever they go. Jason is tall and handsome but already attached to Hazel whilst Mark is very stout and often goes sailing ...and you guys thought I have lots of time.
My younger brother, Peter just returned to diving after some 10 years absence and now truly appreciates diving. When he first dived, all they see are big pelagics and now he knows what is a nudibranch. He earlier thought that there were nudies colonies underwater and hence, he started diving again. Sorry to disappoint u, bra.
Lastly, my true friend, Hadi who has trusted me to run our business. Hadi just loved diving and at the old age of 100, qualified himself as an instructor. Just kidding. He is just as young as me. I wish Hazel would stop calling me "uncle". She use to call me nicer names until she found out my age in my diving liability form that we need to submit everytime we go diving. I keep telling her there is a 20 years differences of my age due to the misprint in my IC .....but she was so heart broken and called me "uncle' since then. Sob sob.
There are many other true friends, all with their unique characters and i will tell u about them in later articles.
About the diving in Sipadan. Next article ok?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Crisis in Middle East- whose fault ??
There have been plenty of calls to boycott everything that is from United States because of indirect involvement of the astrocities in the Middle East ie the senseless killings of innocent children. Will this happen ? Never. the fact that i am using this blog tells you that. Everything in everyday's life in almost connected to America. from the coke that I drown my food in to the usage of the Internet are all connected to America. If you fully boycott everything that is Made in America , you will probably survive in a cave without contact with the outside world.
Now why the call to boycott America. At first, like many of you, we are news and fiqures ( mostly distorted ) about how much America is financing Israel and with the finances, Israel decided to conquer all and grab as much land from Palestine as possible. Hence, their attack on Palestine. BUT is this true ? Most people like our animals in the UMNO Kingdom do not know anything and think that this is a religious war where the Jews are killing innocent Muslims. They do not know that there are a lot of Christians and Muslims in both Israel and Palestine. Without accurate facts, the UMNO idiots and hopefully, not the Pakatan guys will just go down to the American Embassy and shout boycott boycott.
What is the correct story? I have read so many articles and if you believe any of them, you will even think that the World is square.
I often wonder why the good USA will allow so many children to be killed . BUT when you read
www.terrorismawareness.org/what-really-happened/ you will see that Israel is really the underdogs and a race that have been bullied and prosecuted for so many years. Their conclusion is that Arabs are the ones at fault as it dates all the way back to the 17 century. There is also evidence that the Arabs signed a treaty with the infamous Adolf Hitler to eradicate all Jews on earth. They almost succeeded.
See also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OGhj43GAE for the truth about radical Arabs.
Need I say more....
Now why the call to boycott America. At first, like many of you, we are news and fiqures ( mostly distorted ) about how much America is financing Israel and with the finances, Israel decided to conquer all and grab as much land from Palestine as possible. Hence, their attack on Palestine. BUT is this true ? Most people like our animals in the UMNO Kingdom do not know anything and think that this is a religious war where the Jews are killing innocent Muslims. They do not know that there are a lot of Christians and Muslims in both Israel and Palestine. Without accurate facts, the UMNO idiots and hopefully, not the Pakatan guys will just go down to the American Embassy and shout boycott boycott.
What is the correct story? I have read so many articles and if you believe any of them, you will even think that the World is square.
I often wonder why the good USA will allow so many children to be killed . BUT when you read
www.terrorismawareness.org/what-really-happened/ you will see that Israel is really the underdogs and a race that have been bullied and prosecuted for so many years. Their conclusion is that Arabs are the ones at fault as it dates all the way back to the 17 century. There is also evidence that the Arabs signed a treaty with the infamous Adolf Hitler to eradicate all Jews on earth. They almost succeeded.
See also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OGhj43GAE for the truth about radical Arabs.
Need I say more....
Monday, August 11, 2008
My next dive trip..Lembeh, Manado
Come 27th August, I will head out with 15 other divers to Manado in Sulewesi, Indonesia.
We will leave at 10.30pm by chartered bus from Centerpoint, One Utama to reach the causeway in Johor bahru by 4am to avoid the jam into Singapore. We are taking Silkair and should reach Manado by 1pm for nasi padang lunch. We will then put up 3 nights at the sea front Tasik Ria Spa and beach resort. The next 2 days we are scheduled to do 6 dives around Bunaken National Park. I remembered very well some of the dive sites there...lots of walland drift dives ..quite similar to Sipadan . I will go hunting for my favourite squat lobsters amonst the many feather stars there. There are probably more squat lobsters here than anywhere in the world.
After 3 days here, we will move to Kungkungan Bay resort, another 4 star resort at Lembeh, the Muck diving capital of the world. We will stay here for another 3 nights and do about 7 dives including one night dive. We expect to see eerie creatures and great macro stuff.
Our dive package arranged by yours truly is very cheap at only USD650 for all meals, diving, transport and accommodation at two wonderful 4 to 5 star resort.
Our flight back is on 2nd Sept and we should celebrate Merdeka in Manado at Tasik Ria resort. Maybe we get some fireworks ..but then again, we do not want to pollute the air or the sea.
I cannot wait to go.....only 2weeks more and my wet suit is getting moist.
We will leave at 10.30pm by chartered bus from Centerpoint, One Utama to reach the causeway in Johor bahru by 4am to avoid the jam into Singapore. We are taking Silkair and should reach Manado by 1pm for nasi padang lunch. We will then put up 3 nights at the sea front Tasik Ria Spa and beach resort. The next 2 days we are scheduled to do 6 dives around Bunaken National Park. I remembered very well some of the dive sites there...lots of walland drift dives ..quite similar to Sipadan . I will go hunting for my favourite squat lobsters amonst the many feather stars there. There are probably more squat lobsters here than anywhere in the world.
After 3 days here, we will move to Kungkungan Bay resort, another 4 star resort at Lembeh, the Muck diving capital of the world. We will stay here for another 3 nights and do about 7 dives including one night dive. We expect to see eerie creatures and great macro stuff.
Our dive package arranged by yours truly is very cheap at only USD650 for all meals, diving, transport and accommodation at two wonderful 4 to 5 star resort.
Our flight back is on 2nd Sept and we should celebrate Merdeka in Manado at Tasik Ria resort. Maybe we get some fireworks ..but then again, we do not want to pollute the air or the sea.
I cannot wait to go.....only 2weeks more and my wet suit is getting moist.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Blue Planet
The Blue Planet series of Videos is worth buying. I brought the BBC series which comes in both Chinese and English languages that have 5 DVDs in it and you can get it in any Speedy Video outlet.
The videos contained so much footages of sea animals that we seldom get to see and there are so many interesting things that I have learned. Sadly, most of the filming are done in temperate waters in North America.
If I have the money, these is what I will do:
1.0 The great June sardine run where million and million of sardines swim close to the
shores to feed on the planktons brought up by the ocean currents. They form a black
patch which can be seen from the air and is a few miles long. Here you will get
to see more than 100 dolphines, tunas , sharks and even whales chasing and eating the
sardines. From the air, birls feel on the sardines that are forced to the surface by
the dolphines. You just need to avoid being the 'sardine' and get bitten.
The cameraman that was filming this almost got bitten by Tunas as the sardines darted to
the cameraman to seek shelter. Imagine if the sharks were chasing these sardines.
2.0 Cocos and Galapagos islands. One of the few places left in the world where you can see
hundreds of hammerheads that come to the sea mount for cleaning. You get a special
cloth made up of fine sandpaper and you help to clean the hammerheads. Wow...far out.
A trip like this would cost around RM12,000k and I am still searching for a dive shop that
is prepared to cut of my little toe for the cost of the trip and use it as fish bait for the sharks.
3.0 Real possibility is diving in Tasmania, Melbourne or south of Perth to see the Leafy sea
dragon, a close cousin of the sea horse but they are large, some up to a feet in length.
Mmmm....maybe I will do this when I next go there.
I now need to rob a few banks to make my dream come true.
The videos contained so much footages of sea animals that we seldom get to see and there are so many interesting things that I have learned. Sadly, most of the filming are done in temperate waters in North America.
If I have the money, these is what I will do:
1.0 The great June sardine run where million and million of sardines swim close to the
shores to feed on the planktons brought up by the ocean currents. They form a black
patch which can be seen from the air and is a few miles long. Here you will get
to see more than 100 dolphines, tunas , sharks and even whales chasing and eating the
sardines. From the air, birls feel on the sardines that are forced to the surface by
the dolphines. You just need to avoid being the 'sardine' and get bitten.
The cameraman that was filming this almost got bitten by Tunas as the sardines darted to
the cameraman to seek shelter. Imagine if the sharks were chasing these sardines.
2.0 Cocos and Galapagos islands. One of the few places left in the world where you can see
hundreds of hammerheads that come to the sea mount for cleaning. You get a special
cloth made up of fine sandpaper and you help to clean the hammerheads. Wow...far out.
A trip like this would cost around RM12,000k and I am still searching for a dive shop that
is prepared to cut of my little toe for the cost of the trip and use it as fish bait for the sharks.
3.0 Real possibility is diving in Tasmania, Melbourne or south of Perth to see the Leafy sea
dragon, a close cousin of the sea horse but they are large, some up to a feet in length.
Mmmm....maybe I will do this when I next go there.
I now need to rob a few banks to make my dream come true.
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