Lady boys of Thailand

I decide to blog on more enjoyable topic seeing that there are no comments on my political views because of fear or that I talk cock. So I decide to talk about COCK.

This thing...COCK or Penis can be an envy to many, a disappointment to most and an unwanted gift by some. Let me talkabout the gift that is so unwanted by the ladyboys of Thailand.

I often like to see the beautiful lady boys in Thailand who are even more beautiful than most ladies. I have no sexual fantasies about them...not yet anyway. I would often invite them over for a drink to learn more about this species of human beings...a woman trapped in a man's body.

My recent trip to Phuket for diving with some friends was another eye opener. There was this very beautiful lady boy ( shit...forgot his/her name ) dancing on the table top at Tiger Bar, along Bangla road. I invited her for a drink and discovered that she ( more female now with the breast transplant ) has just had a breast transplant as the scars just above the armpits were still red. I asked her out for drinks with my 4 friends to a nearby bar and she asked me whether I knew that she was not a girl. Her voice was quite feminine and her adam's apple must have been eaten as it was not visible. But her shouders were still broad and she had these long legs that sadly...I haven't seen in any of my female friends. ....mmm...maybe my friends are too short. She agreed and I had to pay a bar fine of 500 baht to take her out. I paid the fine as I was really inquisitive about this person who appears too woman to be a man.

After getting my friends to meet her and to touch her smooth skin which got Ashley, my friend's wife , really amused, we then prepared to move on to a nearby bar to listen to a live band. Ashley had wanted me to take another "Japanese looking lady boy " for her husband. Hence the touching of their skins to compare texture . Mine wins hands down. The Japanese lookalike was rather rough like mine. This Ashley is always trying to tempt her hubby, Leon. What a woman.

The lady boy then asked me whether I liked man. I was of course shocked and I said no. She then wanted to introduced me to another lady boy ( now a girl ) who had a complete sex change. I said no as I wanted to actually discover more about my beautiful new friend ( lets call her...Apple. I cannot remember the name ). Apple then says her time out of the bar is not cheap as she can earn alot of money from the guests wanting to take pictures of and with her. So I asked her how much to compensate her for being my company for a few hours at another bar. She asked for 2000 baht. However, by this time, my friends , after spending a good one hour seeing all the various lady boys of all shape, sizes and color gyrating on the table top decided to call it a night as they had diving the next day. I too reluctantly decided to go off with them as I do not want to walk around Phuket with Apple in my arms.

There will be a sequel to the above.